Warning: contains a lot of babbling about trivial parts of my life.
I haven't written a blog entry for such a long time that I'm not sure where to begin. So many things have happened between now and the last time I posted anything here, but nothing particularly exciting. Nothing that stands out from the rest as something I should write about.
But whatever, I'm writing now so I may as well fill up a little bit more space with some more words.
So since the last time I wrote I graduated from Harvard university with a law degree, as you may or may not have already heard. I have since taken a position in a Hollywood law firm which mostly represents clients we can't name due to their outstanding monetary value.
Having won a major case for an unnamed client last month, I have earned a substantial amount for such a recent graduate and am considering retiring next year and moving to a little cottage in Denmark with Tom so we can live happily ever after and get married and have children.
Okay well not quite.........well that was all a load of crap because I never went to Harvard or studied law or went to Hollywood or won a case or made lots of money and I can't retire next year or go to Denmark and Tom doesn't like marriage and it's a terrible thing to have children outside of wedlock, as we all surely know.
It is such a terrible shame when I am enjoying the clickety click noise of the keyboard getting hit so nice and fast but have nothign to write about in particular so I end up writing a long stream of nonsense.
Well I suppose I sould write some updates on my life.
I bought some earmuffs but they haven't arrived yet. They were cheap Jack Skellington ones from Hong Kong but it's okay because I didn't buy them for their fantastic quality. Most of the better quality ones I found on ebay were made of fur anyway. And I can't buy fur for ethical reasons and I also can't wear fur for allergy reasons.
There were also some cute hats on ebay which unfortunately all seemed to be made of rabbit fur. I would probably die if I wore rabbit fur.
I got a new watch and a whole bunch of candy for free yesterday because me and Capsicum went to visit her mum on the last day of her holiday here in Brisbane. Since she didn't want to take all this stuff back home with them, she gave us a bunch of chocolate bars and lollies and gave me another bag of lollies as well because Capsicum wouldn't eat them due to her diet. She also had a little bag of watches and gave me one. Capsicum's grandma had apparently left them all with her.
So I scored a new watch.
I played Fallout three for like half an hour but then was tired and got pissed off at my siblings constantly telling me what to do and Erikka telling me I was "grumpy" every five seconds (which she does a lot and thinks is HILARIOUS but in reality is just goddamn ANNOYING) and stopped playing. Then everyone else hogged the xbox til we left and I couldn't play it again.
Thomas and I bought our rail passes for Japan so now when we go there we can get a lot of trains.
We are going to Japan on the 25th of this month, which means I have to get myself aa colouring book.
For the plane ride.
Time to visit Crazy Chang's.
1 comment:
Oh Frank I do love your blogs!
Thanks for writing a new one!
Wooooh!
I like your writing style. Even if it's untrue about Harvard and whatnot. I like to read it nevertheless. (why is that one word?!)
Japan sounds so exciting!
Buy me something crazy.
:P
You don't have to but I've always wanted to go to Japan :P
Haha.
Talk soon
xx
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