Japan Day 1

So today I am in Japan.

I got here last night, with the lovely Tom. So far it has been interesting. Interesting and confusing. Its weird, the people here speak some strange foreign dialect which I don't understand.

And this keyboard is covered in funny squiggly things.

Not like any keyboard I've ever seen before.

So today Tom and I managed to use a ticket vending machine. We discovered that they actually have an "english" option (which is handy).

This morning we went to Osaka station and just wandered around that part of the city, around some shops and places. There are lots of cute clothes here. Its disappointing that I don't have zillions of yen to spend on clothes.

Oh well, bye for now, blog, sir.

It's kind of silly.

I downloaded Skype because Capsicum was all like, Skype is the most awesome thing on the planet besides Norway and its inhabitants...but without any Skype contacts it sucks.

Um, if you have Skype, humour me by adding me? I'll probably never use it because really I like to just type I guess...and you can't sneakily scratch way up inside your nose when people can see you...

Ugh I'm watching MTV. Haha. It's stupid...they have a Next marathon on.
For those of you who don't know, Next is possibly the stupidest show on television. Basically the premise is that a bunch of over stereotyped American youths go on heavily scripted and extravagant dates and reject each other in cliched and often blatantly racist ways. Featuring ugly men and an endless supply of bleach blonde girls in denim mini skirts, it's obvious why I love it so much.


All the same it's terribly amusing.

Better than FOX News that's for sure.

Earmuffs and candy and watch and clickety click and Japan.

Warning: contains a lot of babbling about trivial parts of my life.

I haven't written a blog entry for such a long time that I'm not sure where to begin. So many things have happened between now and the last time I posted anything here, but nothing particularly exciting. Nothing that stands out from the rest as something I should write about.

But whatever, I'm writing now so I may as well fill up a little bit more space with some more words.

So since the last time I wrote I graduated from Harvard university with a law degree, as you may or may not have already heard. I have since taken a position in a Hollywood law firm which mostly represents clients we can't name due to their outstanding monetary value.

Having won a major case for an unnamed client last month, I have earned a substantial amount for such a recent graduate and am considering retiring next year and moving to a little cottage in Denmark with Tom so we can live happily ever after and get married and have children.

Okay well not quite.........well that was all a load of crap because I never went to Harvard or studied law or went to Hollywood or won a case or made lots of money and I can't retire next year or go to Denmark and Tom doesn't like marriage and it's a terrible thing to have children outside of wedlock, as we all surely know.

It is such a terrible shame when I am enjoying the clickety click noise of the keyboard getting hit so nice and fast but have nothign to write about in particular so I end up writing a long stream of nonsense.


Well I suppose I sould write some updates on my life.

I bought some earmuffs but they haven't arrived yet. They were cheap Jack Skellington ones from Hong Kong but it's okay because I didn't buy them for their fantastic quality. Most of the better quality ones I found on ebay were made of fur anyway. And I can't buy fur for ethical reasons and I also can't wear fur for allergy reasons.

There were also some cute hats on ebay which unfortunately all seemed to be made of rabbit fur. I would probably die if I wore rabbit fur.


I got a new watch and a whole bunch of candy for free yesterday because me and Capsicum went to visit her mum on the last day of her holiday here in Brisbane. Since she didn't want to take all this stuff back home with them, she gave us a bunch of chocolate bars and lollies and gave me another bag of lollies as well because Capsicum wouldn't eat them due to her diet. She also had a little bag of watches and gave me one. Capsicum's grandma had apparently left them all with her.
So I scored a new watch.

I played Fallout three for like half an hour but then was tired and got pissed off at my siblings constantly telling me what to do and Erikka telling me I was "grumpy" every five seconds (which she does a lot and thinks is HILARIOUS but in reality is just goddamn ANNOYING) and stopped playing. Then everyone else hogged the xbox til we left and I couldn't play it again.

Thomas and I bought our rail passes for Japan so now when we go there we can get a lot of trains.

We are going to Japan on the 25th of this month, which means I have to get myself aa colouring book.

For the plane ride.

Time to visit Crazy Chang's.